Non-topics and a happy topic
Here are topics I won't be writing about today: Politics. Well, okay, I might as well admit I caucused in the wrong precinct room at Algona High. It was fine, though. My vote counted, and I didn't figure out my mistake until the next day. Don't tell anyone – makes me look not too bright.
Second topic I won't be writing about today: Bats. I haven't had another unwelcome guest since my last column. I am knocking on wood furiously as I type this.