Well I’m sitting here at my computer wondering what in the world to write about. I remember Dorothy Muckey, who wrote a column for the paper for years and years, telling me once, “Sometimes I can’t think of what to write about so I just look heavenward and tell God He has to help me.” She said it always worked. So I tried that, but God must be busy elsewhere, because I still don’t have a topic. Maybe Dorothy’s Methodist prayers were more appealing than my Catholic ones. Whatever.